Whats the strangest dream/nightmare you have ever had

I once dreamed I watched an episode of Rocko's Modern Life that I hadn’t seen before. I woke up thinking it was a really odd dream, but when I turned on the TV, I saw that the same episode was about to air. The only difference was that in my dream, it turned into a mix of Gargoyles and Scooby-Doo when the credits were supposed to roll.
 
I had a dream where I was a spirit inhabiting different bodies. When the person I was living in died, I’d return to a kind of spirit headquarters—similar to how heaven might be imagined—and get reassigned to a new body. The causes of death varied: old age, illness, murder, accidents, war, and even dying as a baby. The alarm went off before the dream could continue, but it’s probably the weirdest one I’ve had recently.
 
Last night, I dreamed I was a low-powered superhero trying to save the city from a plot involving infected water, similar to Batman. But first, I needed to return my stuffed animal home and got lost in the process, which allowed the villain to win.
 
I've had this dream twice: once when I was about 4 and again around age 7. In the dream, my TV ate my parents, so I hit it with a giant pencil, and they came out. We then went to my aunt's house, where Swiper from Dora stole my pants. After that, we returned home, and my TV sneezed and blew up the house.
 
From the ages of 5 to about 12, I had a recurring dream where I’d flush the toilet on the main floor of my house, and it would clog and then regurgitate laundry. It really freaked me out, and I hadn’t thought about it in years until now (I’m 26). I wish Freud were around to interpret that one.
 
I had a dream where I was walking through a jungle and heard a bunch of lions fighting. I discovered them in a cave or hole in the ground, so I threw in a sandwich to stop the fight. When that didn’t work, I picked up the hole Looney Tunes-style and tossed it away.
 
I had a dream where I pooped my pants at work, and only one coworker saw it. He started mocking me and said, laughing, "I’m going to tell everyone." I couldn’t let that happen, so as he was heading to tell the others, I attacked him from behind and killed him by twisting his neck. I woke up incredibly scared until I realized it was just a dream.
 
Weirdest: I was sitting in dog cages with The Beach Boys while listening to their music.

Kinda scary weird: I dreamed I was in a rundown town with sirens blaring, and I knew I had to take cover. I ended up in a trench with a few strangers, and when I told a girl with me that the situation was frightening, she replied, “Yeah, but it’s just a dream for you. This is my life.”
 
I was lost in a house of mirrors during a zombie attack. Many of the zombies could see me, and I could see them, so they just screamed while trying to claw their way towards me. I have to give my cruel subconscious credit for that one.
 
I was walking through a forest in a panic, surrounded by deer and animal corpses. The ground was teeming with unrecognizable bugs, infesting the decaying bodies. I stumbled upon a group of hunters who were hurriedly skinning the deer for whatever hide remained, and they seemed ready to flee.
 
I dreamed I killed Hugh Jackman and blamed it on a bear. I got so caught up in my lie that I vowed to avenge Jackman and went into the woods to fight the bear. I don’t remember how the fight ended, but I do recall swinging between two trees on a rope while kicking the bear.